1 The Vest Off Britney Spears - `Christian Churches Are What Gay Lads Do` (2-13)
2 Yawn Riverside - `How Many Beans For Your Cow, Jack?` (13-24)
3 Pop Musk - `Clubbing With The Seals` (24-36)
4 What Do You Do When The Toothbrush Hairs Begin Sticking In Your Teeth? With Gaily Brash - `Logical Poser` (36-53)
5 Billy Vinnit Or Not - `The Psychology And Practice Of AIDS` (53-70)
6 At The Hop With Bunny Holly And Bernice - `The Martian Messiah` (70-88)
7 Arthur C. Clarke`s Strange World Of Chocolate Brown Stains At The Top His Socks When He`s Sitting With His Knees Bent And You Can See Up His Trouser Legs - `BUtterfield 8` (89-99)
8 Inca Stereo - `Grow Code Dial 911` (100-112)
9 What do you mean Spock isn`t coming? - `God The Alien` (112-127)
10 SF To Throw Eggs At - `The Spiderly Pornography Of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen` (127-136)