1 Top Up With Britney Spears - `The Crew See Fiction: Britney Spears` Toxic` (2-15)
2 R. Butt Heinlein - `Pay Gun` (15-25)
3 `Let Them Eat Kate!` With Marie Antoinette - `A Nape, Beheaded` (25-46)
4 How To Use A Magnifying Glass To Scrutinize The Personals With Gaily Brash - `Christian E. T.` (46-57)
5 Billy Finnit - `Steve McQueen: The Great Escape` (57-69)
6 Bernice`s Buns - `Damned In Midwich` (69-77)
7 Arthur C. Clarke`s Plastic Airplane Kit - `Jesus Wasn`t Interested In Who Qualifies` (77-84)
8 Tenochtitlan`s Zits - `Tonsil Hammer and Kate Bush`s Hammer Horror` (84-91)
9 Star Trek, `Baldly, Oi!` - `Santa Baby` (91-99)
10 SF To Throw Eggs At - `Running The Arrow` (99-108)