1 Ameboid Up - `How The Beast Worships Itself` (2-17)
2 Rupert Heinlein- `Snuffy Satan` (17-30)
3 Deeley Poppers- `Koo Stark Attacked By Aliens` (31-58)
4 Getting A Mauve On With Gaily Brash - `God`s Secret Love Smoked Down To The Butt` (59-70)
5 The Varmint`s Billy Vinnit II - `How Many Light Bulbs Does It Take To Unscrew A Director?` (70-84)
6 Bunny Church Rabbiting On - `All You Fizzle Bombers` (84-100)
7 A. C. Clarke`s Mysterious Monolith Shaped A Lot Like A Thingy - `A Parasitoid`s Demands` (100-115)
8 Tenochtitlan`s But It`s Better With Anchovies- `The Armies Of The Vampire` (115-129)
9 Star Trek, Going On But Using A Cloaking Device To Prevent The Woman`s Penis From Being Seen - `Wood Dove` (129-143)
10 SF To Throw Eggs At - `Jews Eat What Chews?` (143-151)