1 Britney Spears, Rack On Tour – `Homosexual Pederasty, Warfare and Plague` (2-21)
2 Heinlein`s Gay, Cornering At The Nürbugring - `A Jungian Interpretation of Hansel and Gretel` (22-47)
3 Fleshing Out Some Pop, `It Really Doesn`t Matter At All` - `Political Correctness and Political Expedience` (47-56)
4 Mopping Up Some Feminist Tissues - `Nos Es A Morbus` (56-67)
5 The Nuclear Family, Making Sociology Into A Science With Knobs On - `The Syllogism Of Pederasty` (67-85)
6 War Of The Worlds With Judge `Mental` Bernice - `The Dead Wood & Whorse` (85-101)
7 In Magyarországon with Sokablak - `Putting One`s Feet Up Without A Permit` (101-125)
8 Buff Fiction, If It Buffs Buff It – `Vampires Don`t Belong In Heaven If They Aren`t Sexual` (126-137)
9 Star Trek, Going Blithely On Regardless Of Any Misdemeanor - `Misogyny Is A Woman`s Animus` (137-168)
10 Lost In Space, `What Were You?` - `The Suicide Of A Primitive People` (168-185)