1 Britney Spears, So Far Up On Top She`s Inaudible To Human Ears – `New Yorker-Plunk` (2-7)
2 Heinlein Sat In His Corner Pulling - `Wizardry With Elephants` (7-43)
3 Putting In A Bulb Flush With The Paper Hats, `It Really Doesn`t Matter At All` - `The Rock Your Whore Up Pig Chair Show` (43-87)
4 Feminist Tissues With Women`s Balls – `Demonique` (87-100)
5 The Nuclear Family, Making Sociology Into A Science With Sucker Bob - `Who`s Eaten Madeleine McCann?` (101-115)
6 Judge Bunny`s Four Fantastic Nipples - `The Seed and the Garden of Eden` (115-128)
7 English Language Teaching with Bob-A-Job - `If` (128-129)
8 Spoofiction, If It Spoofs Spoof It – `IRA Q 8 Ball` (130-135)
9 Star Trek, Baldly Going On In Bold Type - `What Satanism Isn`t` (136-175)
10 Lost In Space, `Where Did You Lose Your Virginity?` - `The Penis Is Woman`s Survival Tool` (159-166)